2 posts tagged with "S.S.O."

Behind every impossible password policy and inexplicable session timeout lurks one man: Dietrich von Passwordschmidt, Keeper of the Digital Keys. Discover the twisted genius who believes user frustration is the highest form of cybersecurity, and why he considers your productivity a security vulnerability.

Ever wondered why "Single Sign-On" somehow requires you to sign on 47 times per day? Meet Dietrich's revolutionary authentication system, where logging in becomes a spiritual journey through digital purgatory. Warning: May cause existential crisis and sudden urge to become a farmer.